No exorcisms, no fortune-telling, no miracles. Bring receipts and contracts only. Simon Yoon means it when he starts his refund counseling stream, but his viewers keep mistaking insurance accuracy for prophecy, and the donations will not stop coming. He fines people for calling him a saint. They write it down as scripture. Every rule he invents to escape becomes deeper doctrine, and a blue dot on his hand keeps counting believers he never wanted.
No exorcisms, no fortune-telling, no miracles. Bring receipts and contracts only. Simon Yoon means it when he starts his refund counseling stream, but his viewers keep mistaking insurance accuracy for prophecy, and the donations will not stop coming. He fines people for calling him a saint. They write it down as scripture. Every rule he invents to escape becomes deeper doctrine, and a blue dot on his hand keeps counting believers he never wanted.
No exorcisms, no fortune-telling, no miracles. Bring receipts and contracts only. Simon Yoon means it when he starts his refund counseling stream, but his viewers keep mistaking insurance accuracy for prophecy, and the donations will not stop coming. He fines people for calling him a saint. They write it down as scripture. Every rule he invents to escape becomes deeper doctrine, and a blue dot on his hand keeps counting believers he never wanted.