He feared muscle loss more than death, so when a bodybuilder wakes up as the leader of murim's worst criminal empire, he does the only sensible thing: throws away the sword, hauls in boulders, and starts deadlifting before dawn. His horrified clerks record every squat as a divine demonic art. Rebels get sentenced to fifty squats. Orthodox spies leave with meal plans. He just wants a pull-up bar, and he is accidentally conquering everything.
He feared muscle loss more than death, so when a bodybuilder wakes up as the leader of murim's worst criminal empire, he does the only sensible thing: throws away the sword, hauls in boulders, and starts deadlifting before dawn. His horrified clerks record every squat as a divine demonic art. Rebels get sentenced to fifty squats. Orthodox spies leave with meal plans. He just wants a pull-up bar, and he is accidentally conquering everything.
He feared muscle loss more than death, so when a bodybuilder wakes up as the leader of murim's worst criminal empire, he does the only sensible thing: throws away the sword, hauls in boulders, and starts deadlifting before dawn. His horrified clerks record every squat as a divine demonic art. Rebels get sentenced to fifty squats. Orthodox spies leave with meal plans. He just wants a pull-up bar, and he is accidentally conquering everything.